"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u
a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
she’s ready for you
i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft