♥ 19497 — 7 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via aristophrenic (source)
♥ 101763 — 7 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via chickennuggetpower (source)

chickennuggetpower:

askdinkamena:

chelle-the-evil-queen:

nebranska:

germanbreadfucker:

how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

people really need to stop self diagnosing themselves as these things because they probably dont have them. go to a doctor first

self diagnosed PTSD

what in the shit

"triggerkin?"

Didaskaleinophobia: the fear of going to school.  What 13 year old doesn’t have that?

i’m pretty sure all of these are fake

♥ 11535 — 7 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via chickennuggetpower (source)
♥ 29381 — 7 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via chickennuggetpower (source)

mybeautifulparanoiax:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

this hurts

♥ 48500 — 7 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via chickennuggetpower (source)
lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

♥ 89716 — 7 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via chickennuggetpower (source)
♥ 4030 — 7 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via kristoffbjorgman (source)
kristoffbjorgman:

well

kristoffbjorgman:

well

♥ 9 — 7 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via kristoffbjorgman

kristoffbjorgman:

RECIPE TIME WITH KRISTOFFBJORGMAN

today we will be making delicious roast potatoes

u will need: 4 bottles of wine, an undetermined number of potatoes, oil, table salt, mixed herbs, garlic flakes, a lil bit of flour, a terrible movie and above all else willpower and patience

  • step 1: drink half a bottle of wine and suddenly get an intense craving for roast potatoes
  • step 2: peel an obscenely large number of potatoes and cut them in half/thirds depending on the size
  • step 3: fill a pot with hot water cos u can’t be bothered waiting for the stove to heat it from cold and stick your spuds in
  • step 4: boil them for??? half an hour I think?? I wasn’t keeping track of time at all sorry
  • step 4 1/2: at some point preheat the oven to??? idk how hot I set it, and stick a roasting pan in there
  • step 5: drain them into a drainy colander thing and give them a good rough shake to really bump up the edges
  • step 5 1/2: pour… an amount… of oil into the roasting pan and stick it back in the oven to heat up
  • step 6: sprinkle flour over the potatoes and shake them up again and keep sprinkling and yea you get the gist basically just get them all nice and evenly coated in flour because believe me i know how weird it sounds but it makes them SUPER crunchy
  • step 7: throw in salt and herbs and garlic and whatever else you want and shake them up again
  • step 8: dump them one by one into the pan and roll them around in the hot oil until they’re coated
  • step 9: open up bottle #2 of wine and watch a terrible movie while you wait for them to cook
  • step 10: after half an hour check on them and give them another lil shake and turn them and stuff
  • step 11: have an existential crisis over otto bins
  • step 12: after an hour they should be done so grab a plate from the cupboard without knocking over the bottle of vodka that’s randomly in there and stick ur potatoes onto it
  • step 13: realise you cooked WAY too much
  • step 14: cry over how delicious they taste
  • step 15: force yourself to eat all of the potatoes to make ur grandpa proud
  • step 16: drink 2 more bottles of wine
  • step 17: find yourself bent over the toilet bowl at 7am throwing back up all those delicious potatoes and cry yourself to sleep
♥ 60 — 7 hours ago on 01 Aug 2014 — via kristoffbjorgman
jacobtheloofah:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

guardians of the galaxy looks amazing

jacobtheloofah:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

guardians of the galaxy looks amazing

♥ 112046 — 17 hours ago on 31 Jul 2014 — via hi-hungry-im-dad (source)